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She is absconding after taking away my one night’s sleep. I can hardly remember her face; it was pretty dark inside the room. She was anonymous. I could not ask for her identity, she did not carry one. She bared it all while she entered my bed room. Before I could understand anything, she got underneath my blanket. In no time she injected her poisonous love bite into my veins.After three days,

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Somehow he had come to know about her name. May be from a post misdelivered.He searched her in orkut , nope, not there!Facebook , alas , not again!In her company community, no ..no.. nobody could find details till her cell number :(In google with all strange searches..'blue eyes','sharp nose','bangalore beauty','XXX Software Services'...disappointment!He just wants to say ‘Hi’.She stays next door

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Sometimes things can be too complicated being too simple.Like what I have been facing now a days, confused about Whether I want changeOr I want to change!

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Parting from “Nothing else matters” getting arrested at several stops of “Everything else matters” and finally getting nailed down to “Perhaps something else matters!”Maybe, this is what we call“the journey of love”

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I need another astrologer to confirm. Actually I want to consult something about the future of my doggie and am damn tensed and serious about this. He has always been bashful, particularly in front of ‘lovely’, the bitch next door. He is a Piscean, hence I considered it to be pretty normal. But now I suspect otherwise.Last friday I happened to meet one expert of the field with fifteen years

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He was absorbed in curves of the woman, stripped to half, curled up the sofa, enticing a hundred like him waiting for the signal to turn green- in the hoarding just across the fly over. Suddenly, could realise the exponential rise of decibel level of honking behind him, jumped on the race. His horny vehicle rubbed against someone’s wife’s car.He lost thousand bucks.Half a thousand to the lady in

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The rain was pouring yellow. Standing in the middle of the field the little boy was watching the fast movement of the clouds..fast..fast..fast..they moved..constantly changing the tattoos on the skin of the sky... There was a hut on the hills , around which the rocks were yellow..yellow were the trees..the river where the sun went to sleep.Yellow was his bicycle , his football , the road on which

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I got some fifteen sms and calls yesterday.Another fifteen does not believe in friendship day...but they are still around.I lost fifteen other, may be because I could not maintain the friendship...could not do justice...But to those sweethearts...You will be always there in my heart...for you had made my yesterday beautiful....and made me what I am today....Love you!

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She was calling on his mobile , "I am Preeti Kaur from ICIC bank. Sir, do u have a problem accessing the account?"Bholu Subramanian was stoned by the voice , sweeter than the rasgullas that Subu Chatterjee had brought from Kolkata ...Bholu forgot all laguages...hypnotised!!!Replied in Tamil... "may be no"Kaur madam understood...Dil ki bhasha,dil se samjhee jaatee hain.

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Bristi...a dream in a name...Don’t remember where did I first meet her...may be outside the window in the very early ages of childhood...may be in a radio program I have long forgotten. "Bristi" means rain in Bengoli and Assamese.Don’t know how many lengths of song I spent searching the cause behind the irregistible pull towards her...how many lengths of cigarettes stretching the hands through

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He told ,I was lost and found in a pub.Someone in the pub said,‘Here he islost and found in a city of bricks and wheels’.Mom believes,I was lost and found in the temple.I claim,I was lost In the tinted glass of the closed window.Nobody believes me.Just now I got the newsI am lost to be found again.

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Look at this photograph.Can u see something in the upper left corner of the picture???It was the diwali night and trust me, no one was there.It was a camera testing.Discovered the abnormal thing much later. The distance to the wall was not more than 10 meters,anything present there could have been seen . No clue found later on.

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Two guys , around 26 , drunk but smiling and jumping came out of the pub shouting ( not singing ) the Puddle Of Mudd number at 11 yesterday night." I tried too hard And she tore my feelings like I had none La la la la She fuckin' hates me "It took me no time to realize that the guys have a lady boss :)

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Two things I really don't like about the names of the films.1.People shorten the names of the films. If they have to be shortened, why the hell were they given the full names?Kuch kuch hota hain : KKHHKabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham : KKKGKal Ho na Ho : KHNHCan you pronounce those abbreviations? What rubbish is this? Nope..Not acceptable at all !!!2. Nothing is clear from the name , audience is

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Kasam khao aaj se roti nahi khaooge!Kasam khao aaj se subeh uthke brush karoge !!Kasam khao aaj se regular fit jeans he pehnoge !!!"Kasam,The commitment" is a movie on transformation of a loser,indisciplined guy (Bholu)to a masterpiece by virtue of the innumerous kasams forced on him by his lover.The movie moves with a fast pace to reach the climax.The girlfriend throws another kasam onto him..."

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My native state Assam is burning. A dozen people were killed day before yesterday .Curfew is not yet relaxed completely.Another bomb blast: 3 killed, 15 Injured. Sachin’s centuries are easier to calculate, not the number of bomb blasts and bandhs in one month in my state. Death of innocents is a staple diet in the front page of the local newspapers. Everybody is blaming the other, public blames

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Am back with some more stuff in my bag :)I always wanted to make a film. The dream came true in the 1.1 workshop of Filmcamp. Conceive the idea , mess up with the team mates, script ,story board, shoot and edit in one day. It was an awakening experience. Now I feel it... I will make films. Short films to speak up my mind. An Indie film maker in the making...haha. If you want to waste some of your

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The proven four step process of solving any problem-mental,physical,psychological,technical,mathematical...whatever1. Decide the keywords of your problem.2. Go to www.google.com, put the keywords in the text field and hit enter.3. The page will come up with 100 experts trying to help you out.4. Take help from them and solve it!!!!!For the 10% of the problems that can't be resolved with this

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Remember reading somewhere the confession of a thief ," it is very difficult to rob a careless person because sometimes he even does not know what he has been robbed."I robbed me and even I did not know of what.

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Doctor said,"It happens in life. People lose the nonsensical flair"Until I am back to my nonsensical best again, the blog will remain in its current state.See you again at the earliest.

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His mother asked my handsome guitarist friend, "What is your orkut id beta?"His orkut account got deleted within 1 hour.

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When I pointed out the spelling error to the smartest auto-driver, he prompty replied, “No spelling error boss , my sweet heart is deprecated. Aajkaal asli pyar milta he kahaan hain ?"Pal bhar ke liye koi pyaar kar le,jhootha he sahi ;)[ photo courtesy : Yassar Bhaijaan's mobile ]

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Finally have decided to do something in this line. The blog is more about the latest innovations in Google , Yahoo ( I am a crazy fan of these two guys) , startups and the Open Source Community in the field of web development with my personal opinion of like and dislike.Please drop in if you have some spare time. Of course there is almost no content at this point of time , hope to update it

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That fat guy almost fainted.Poor Raghu disappeared from the college for three days to avoid further humiliation.And me ? Don’t ask yaar. It is still a nightmare...I disappeared at the speed of the sound when I could see the Archies product in her hand. Thank God, I had a powerful pair of eyes.Aare....dil todne ka bhi to koi tareeka hona chahiye!!!I strongly condemn this inhuman torture exercised

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Like never before, when I have visited home this time after almost one and half years, the small and otherwise ignored objects have started disturbing me bringing back the old sweet fragrances of the golden childhood. My home, my small beautiful town, my old friends, my teachers ,the lake, the field, the pond, the hill ,the river...most of them have changed as I have...and some of them are lost

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Had to sign a cheque of extra 11k for income tax due to my inability to understand tax mathematics and my stupid investment plans ( No investment at all in fact ).One additional quality I am looking for in my gal now ...she should know income tax rules well ;)

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Last Monday on Bhabiji’s b’day ,when I visited my "for two years happily married" bhaiiya , I found him listening to a Don William's track sitting on the sofa , stretching his legs onto the table , eyes closed and holding a smile in his lips."Where is Bhabi ? " – I asked" He He ...the song is the story mere bhai .... This is the third time ...he he "Bhaiya found it pretty amusing.The story goes

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Ask him if he listens to Thrash.If he says no, make him listen to Slayer for full 48 hours in 4800 Watt system.

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“Intellectual envy, frustrated ambition and the common person’s rage against mediocrity” – this is how the Hindu defines the theme of the play.After watching the play I thought – Need to watch the David Dhavan movie next week;)

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I want to be the greatest inventor ever.I am trying to make an instrument that will read the mind of a lady.

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After a long sleep of 27 years I got up today morning and realized that I had been searching for shoes to buy in a coffee shop.

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“Why did you chop your hair?” She asked“Because I had that” I replied.She has not spoken after that. She did not like,either the hair-cut or the reason.

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Over the last couple of weeks I have been having my dinner in one of my friend's place who stays not more than 200 yards away from my house. The reasons behind this are:a. He is an amazingly good cook (I call him a perfect husband material) b. Does not emphasize on someone assisting him to prepare the dishes.c. His girlfriend has gone home and the father of the lady is a dictating major…hence no

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Life follows a pattern, a pattern from the set of a few trialed and tested patterns. We go to school, then to the college, get a degree , grab a job , get married , have kids and.... This was the pattern that I could see around in the lives of my parents, uncles and my cousins growing up with me. Following a pattern makes life simpler and easier whereas anti- patterns are interesting but

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As you guys are aware of , love has been my subject of research since the age of three. But it took me a long time to realize this truth about the subject . This new theory states that "Love at first sight is only a subset of other several forms forms of love at first event" - five of them I have experienced in my life.Type1--> Love at first rumor: I fell in love with all the 3 beauties my

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Many of my friends have a common problem; their parents don’t understand them. The parents don’t try to see a matter from their (my friends’) perspective. They try to use authority and if that does not work...they apply the dangerous weapon of emotional blackmailing. In the process the whole scenario goes from bad to worse.My say is that the entire problem arises due to our ignorance and lack of

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For the last several weeks I have been trying really hard to quit smoking. But today I have realized that even God wants me to continue smoking.Reasons:1. I prayed to God every morning to get me a girlfriend who would ask me to quit.God has not responded. I feel the message is: “Keep on Smoking”.2. I promised to God that I would quit it from the next week Shahrukh Khan quits. Shahrukh failed.

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Recently, wearing helmets has been made compulsory in Bangalore. Many people really don’t like the idea because they think that it is their right to do whatever they want with their own heads. SUPERB ARGUMENT…But the aspect of the rule that has really disappointed me is something else. I have started to look upon the helmet as an unaesthetic burden and an enemy of love.Explaining…..1. This ugly

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Being popular is a lengthy process.Atleast when I go through the advices given in the so called great books, I really think so. They talk about all the boring things like hard work, motivation, bla bla...So here I have come out with five wonderful ideas to be instantly the talk of the town. None of them is lengthy, the only thing that you need is a pocketful of guts.1.Go morning walk with your

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“If you don’t have a girlfriend, arranged marriage can be a real tough bet for you”. The statement is not that simple as you guys are probably thinking. Not having a girlfriend inevitably means that now you have only one alternative: arranged marriage. Now, this really happened to one of my friends couple of months ago. During the interview process of his marriage, my friend

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The real object behind the concept of Nonsense Thinking is not new. A few relatively unknown thinkers practiced it excessively in the last decade when I had the opportunity to meet them. But due to their urge to remain under profiled, the concept remained unknown. But today, when I have decided to take the pain to carry the idea to the public, I sincerely need the helping hands and blessings of

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Hi, This is I! I don’t know if I am the first person to innovate the concept of nonsense thinking, but I would be very happy if adjusted so. Some people are born thinkers, some are not. Most of the thinkers are intellectuals, a few like me are not. I just simply can’t think logical. But trust me , nonsense thinking is none the less interesting.May be the worst possible way on the earth to kill

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