Showing posts from July, 2007

Income Tax

Had to sign a cheque of extra 11k for income tax due to my inability to understand tax mathematics and my stupid investment plans ( No investment at all in fact ).

One additional quality I am looking for in my gal now ...she should know income tax rules well ;)

The song story

Last Monday on Bhabiji’s b’day ,when I visited my "for two years happily married" bhaiiya , I found him listening to a Don William's track sitting on the sofa , stretching his legs onto the table , eyes closed and holding a smile in his lips.

"Where is Bhabi ? " – I asked
" He He ...the song is the story mere bhai .... This is the third time ...he he "Bhaiya found it pretty amusing.

The story goes like this :

5 pm: ( Bhabiji)
She packed up her suitcase and walked to the door
She said she won't come like she's done before

5.30 pm ( Bhaiiya)
I bet she's in Dallas (take it as Whitefield) before it gets dark
I know she's thinking she's breaking my heart
She knows I love her so she thinks I'll crawl
But she never knew me, she never knew me, she never knew me at all

7.30 pm ( Bhaiya to me )
She knows I love her, I know I need her
God knows to please her, I've tried and I've tried

Yesterday night when I called up bhaiya, he was cooking mag…

What to be done with saathe -2

Ask him if he listens to Thrash.If he says no, make him listen to Slayer for full 48 hours in 4800 Watt system.

What to be done with saathe -1

“Intellectual envy, frustrated ambition and the common person’s rage against mediocrity” – this is how the Hindu defines the theme of the play.

After watching the play I thought – Need to watch the David Dhavan movie next week;)

Greatest Inventor Ever !

I want to be the greatest inventor ever.

I am trying to make an instrument that will read the mind of a lady.