Nonsense Thinking

Had to sign a cheque of extra 11k for income tax due to my inability to understand tax mathematics and my stupid investment plans ( No investment at all in fact ). One additional quality I am looking for in my gal now ...she should know income tax rules well ;)

Last Monday on Bhabiji’s b’day ,when I visited my "for two years happily married" bhaiiya , I found him listening to a Don William's track sitting on the sofa , stretching his legs onto the table , eyes closed and holding a smile in his lips. "Where is Bhabi ? " – I asked " He He ...the song is the story mere bhai .... This is the third time ...he he "Bhaiya found it pretty amusing. The story goes like this : 5 pm: ( Bhabiji) She packed up her suitcase and walked to the door She said she won't come like she's done before 5.30 pm ( Bhaiiya) I bet she's in Dallas (take it as Whitefield) before it gets dark I know she's thinking she's breaking my heart She knows I love her so she thinks I'll crawl But she never knew me, she never knew me, she never knew me at all 7.30 pm ( Bhaiya to me ) She knows I love her, I know I need her God knows to please her, I've tried and I've tried Yesterday night when I called up bhaiya, he wa

Ask him if he listens to Thrash.If he says no, make him listen to Slayer for full 48 hours in 4800 Watt system.

“Intellectual envy, frustrated ambition and the common person’s rage against mediocrity” – this is how the Hindu defines the theme of the play. After watching the play I thought – Need to watch the David Dhavan movie next week;)

I want to be the greatest inventor ever. I am trying to make an instrument that will read the mind of a lady.