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May be God wants me to smoke

For the last several weeks I have been trying really hard to quit smoking. But today I have realized that even God wants me to continue smoking.

Reasons:
1. I prayed to God every morning to get me a girlfriend who would ask me to quit.
God has not responded. I feel the message is: “Keep on Smoking”.

2. I promised to God that I would quit it from the next week Shahrukh Khan quits. Shahrukh failed. Again the message is: “It’s not the time to quit”.


3. I asked God to make the Prime Minister of India to see a dream that if he did not ban cigarettes in the country, something bad would happen to him. I think God has not done that yet.


4. To avoid the bed till late night is extremely difficult without cigarettes. So I requested God to do something so that The World Cup Cricket gets postponed (As we did that in our semester exams). God did not show interest.

So, the message from God is pretty clear. Bhagwaan...at least pehla wala request to sun lo:-)

(Apologize to God for such a bad joke…but I know…he won’t be offended…he is my best friend)

Comments

Himanshu said…
for sure he wont be offended. After all he is the one who has given you the brain to think nonsense. :)

Good one. Still, I'd suggest that you try some more options to quit.

Cheers,
Himanshu.

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